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481. An atheist doesn't believe in the concept of balancing sins with good deeds. He believes in the concept of a constant nagging conscience. And the only way he can make it shut up is to make it say, "That's a good deed bud".
482. Running fast on a dry cold wintry day really charges you up........ Electrostatically!
483. Damn you "Sachin"! Everytime I think I've completely turned out to be an atheist, you prove that "Cricket is a religion" and you are "The God"!
484. Only one person recommended pain killers over a dentist. And that person turned out to be my Dad!
485. Babysitting is a combination of timely fun and strategical guerrilla warfare.
486. Interesting. Even the roman numerals for 40 is XL.
487. Round is a shape. Bad is also a shape.
488. Strange country. The first appointment for an emergency surgery is 3 weeks from now. At the same time, they call in people to schedule an appointment for blood donation.
489. If you start hating the people who are racists, does it make you a racist?
490. I used to live in the edge. The place was the southern tip of the peninsula of India.

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471. Is it just me or everytime I settle on a chapstick flavor from its multitude of options, Walmart removes it from sale.
472. PhD life is not a job. It's an indenture.... :)
473. Looking at the way I'm using so many deductions, I might actually have more than enough to pay my attorney and bail if I get caught.
474. If this is the UPS guy drop the package at the doorstep, if this is Opportunity, stop knocking. Just barge in, suit yourself and stay till I come.
475. The laws of attraction at the nanoscale is really killing my spirit... Damn these hydrogen bondings.
476. Never extend meetings and never delay happy hours on Fridays.
477. When given an empty elevator and a concentrated task in mind, ppl tend to walk in circles, that too in counter-clockwise direction inside the elevator. So far I know one person who does this.
478. The main problem with having a tooth ache is one can't grit their teeth when in agony.
479. Getting angry releases the enzyme Triptophan hydoxylase, which temporarily reduces IQ. I can't afford it at this situation.
480. The next time some granny pesters you on a family wedding saying, "you're next", remember 'em, and say the same when a family funeral comes. Now that's a lesson well taught.

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461. Uh Oh! Power nap turned out to be an extended Super power nap. Hope there ain't any Kryptonite waiting for me for the rest of the day.
462. "Working researcher" is a redundancy by nature.
463. Small birdie in the sky, drops poopie in the eye. Don't panic, don't cry. Just be happy that cows can't fly!
464. To err is human. To screw it up occasionally is my motto.
465. As Edison would agree "I am failing coz I haven't found all the 10,000 ways that will not work."
466. The tortoise did win the race. But the hare had a nap and better, got to dream... Nobody loses in reality.
467. Run for your life. The kid in the diaper can fly and has a weapon in his hands.
468. Technically saying, the contents of the egg without it's shell is in fact a "boneless-skinless chicken"
469. Bada bing! Bada Boom! Bada BAZINGAA!
470. When the hair line is in recession and the stomach is affected by inflation, naturally your brain goes into depression.

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451. When your advisor works like the flow of a sand clock, you better work like the flow of a level 6 rapid.
452. Please GOD!!! Save me from your followers.
453. Topsy turvy marble garble.
454. If you are allowed to buy multi-packs of Christmas/New Year/Seasons Greetings cards, then I can definitely buy multi-packs of "I love you ONLY" cards for Valentines.
455.On your mark, get set, Go Away!! Shoo Shoo.
456. Hun, you're not fat. It's just that your triesters of glycerol and carboxylic acids with long unbranched aliphatic tails are degrading a little slower than their accumulation.... :D :P
457. I need more desk space to clutter more documents.
458. Hangover is actually heart burn in your head.
459. Done with the to do, and so now dead as a dodo.
460. Music! I need music! Any kinda music! Else, I hear my own brain cells dying on me.

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441. "First things first" doesn't mean that it has to be in that precise order.
442. Now a days, I keep a record of all my data. It indicates that I've been working....
443. A dirty book is never dusty.
444. Hey! I do have the right frame of mind. But, I am missing the big picture inside the frame.
445. Laws of realistic attraction - A most liked, light colored shirt always attracts the darkest of the curries.
446. The problem with the fast advancing world is that whenever I make something start working, it turns out to be obsolete.
447. When I get real tired, I use those left over "Roll Over" minutes for a longer nap.
448. There's no point in being pessimistic. It won't work anyway.
449. Pretty darn sure that I was born choking on the silver spoon.
450. Somebody call the CSI team. There seems to be a bloody gory murder pattern written all over my paper draft. And I have a hunch that my advisor could be the murderer with his pen as the murder weapon.

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431. Seems like Santa and team are having an Arctic Blast for the weekend.
432. With the amount of salt I see on the streets, I bet we can drain the KY river and fill it with Tequila.
433. Lying on my back I'm looking Down on my roof.
434. I decoded the wintry clatter of the teeth using morse code. It meant, "rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-rat..... Brrrrr.... It is cold"
435. The soldier with the green helmet and the red scarf cherishes the sight of liberty.
436. Hey! I do have the right frame of mind. But, I am missing the big picture inside the frame.
437. If I'd agree with you, then we'd both be wrong.
438. If I stayed calm at this chaos that is prevailing all around me, then probably I have not entirely understood the gravity of the situation.
439. My #1 concern was, is and will always be on my #1 preference.
440. Charging Lunar Cells.

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421. Space, the final frontier. Does it allow the travel of a vacuum cleaners noise? What does the vacuum cleaner suck out of space? These are the questions of captain Krack, to boldly ask questions which no man has asked before.
422. Cloudy with a chance of 'just' balls!
423. The bull has to charge you for the milk you took from his cow.
424. I know its really winter when my root canal trenched molar aches more than the dry itchy skin.
425. SA failed to peel the Onion and so had to cry.
426. The best lesson I learned so far in PhD is 'The reward for a result well obtained is more experiments'
427. Is it rude to suggest "Say Cheese...." to a lactose intolerant poser?
428. The freedom of a coincidental status message usually comes free with doom.
429. It's raining colors.. If you consider white as composed of all colors.
430. Seems like the line between genious and insanity got erased in transition as I've turned into a Mad Scientist.