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391. Certain days I believe that I woke up upside down coz I have smelly feet and a runny nose.
392. Somebody hit the top left key of my life-keyboard.
393. At first industries prepared more "Artificial" stuff with ease. Then its pollution made many go "Color Blind". So now, people have switched over to "Green Chemistry". And that my fellow colleagues, is the reason why "The grass is always greener on the other side".
394. If I forget things in a flash, does it still count as 'having a photographic memory'?
395. Be shy, else be sly.
396. My ability to remember the name of important people as I shake their hands is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through fevicol.
397. At times of blind confusion, life throws you lessons such as "Stop staring at her beauty". I wish these lessons were "non-braile" in language.
398. The single most irritating phrase you can hear from a woman is "Of-course! Re-calculating..." (Single most irritating word would be "Whatever")
399. Notice to all hopeful people: Till the current recession improves, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off everyday from 4-8 pm to save electricity.
400. The secret to the reason women falling for me on a regular basis is my new French perfume. It is called "Le Chloroforme en Kerchiefe".
401. If I own a mobile alcohol shop, I'd name it as "Mobilol - We deLIVER"