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591. It's been nearly a decade and I still remember her lost face. Change has only been an illusion.

592. The worst way of worsening a bad comparative adjective is to substitue the better of a good example with the wrong adjective of best.
593. If todays awesome mood is considered a fuel, I could single handedly end the world energy crisis.
594. The way I stretch holding my bat before facing a cricket ball technically qualifies me as an element bender.

595. The three major food sources for a busy/lazy person are 'canned', 'frozen', and 'take out'. If you get bored with these you can always try boxed sushi for take out.

596. Being nice is not always wise.

597. If anger is represented with fire, then I'm lacking the spark in the most fueled state.

598. If only someone can shout "Ahoy captain. It's time to abandon Hope.", it would be much easier to move on.

599. What are best friends are for, but to inform your parents about their wedding plans before you can do so.

600. A E I O and then comes YOU.

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581. The Youngs Modulus of a rule is the reason for which you break it.
582. What part of the word "Unmitigated disaster" didn't you understand?
583. Thanks to jingling keys and remote desktop connection, here are the days when one says, "Whew!! I'm done for the day "in this lab"".
584. An anonymous feeling best explained by the phrase, "Calm as a clam chowder"

585. It's always the one that doesn't count yours really counts!

586. Does your biological clock fail to wake you up early?. No problem. Try our awesome plan of skipping dinner and drinking lots of water. This way you have to wake up either running to the kitchen or to the restroom.

587. Thanks to Donovan, today is commemorated as the national free booze day in the US.

588. Wayne Rooney broke David Blaine's record of doing nothing inside the box for about a month.

589. There are two outcomes of a game. We can win or we can lose. Today we saw the third kind - we can pretty much also fuck up! (Game of UKCC against Gahana CC)

590. And one of the refs said, "I've got three yellows and two reds. Full House in your face!"

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571. If it wasn't for the law of momentum, I'd be unstoppable.

572. The amount of early bird productive work is interdependent on two factors - The pre-brushing-teeth time and the pre-breakfast-hunger level.

573. The only mistake your boss agrees to your saying is the moment when he hired you.

574. Mango-water melon smoothie. Successful thermal neutralization. Pathetic gustatory response.

575. While texting, cars in front are closer than they appear.

576. And the third pig died of drowning with its bricks, while the siblings remained alive with their sticks and straws.... Everything doesn't work all the time for everyone.

577. I've slept 5 hrs on an average in the past 5 days. That's like an hour more than a day (24 hrs). So don't fuzz about it.
578. What an excreta day!!!!
579. If vision without action is daydream and action without vision is nightmare, then action and vision together is Insomnia!
580. Until tomorrow.......Today continues!