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277. I had seven roommates in my old house. That's exactly how I learned dancing. By experiencing a certain amount of pressure and waiting for the loo.
278. What lies between faith and chance is a lead salad of travesty.
279. What part of the inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote didn't you understand?
280. The bungee cord snapped at the wrong time. Too bad. Now he is falling 'forever' into the chasm of her lips edgy dimple...
281. Small flurries in dim light is like 'Raining Stars".
282. Ahoy! ‘tis frozen deserrrrrrt be awaits fer the advenchurrrrrous Captain Jack Wildcat. Yer wanna be accompanyin me white pearrrrrrl an huntin fer me happy pirates meal? Arrrrr!!
283. All that glitters in this weather is ONLY ice. A heaven gifted ice rink to play as far and as long as one wishes.
284. The most reliable and fastest and shortest route GPS are the auto and taxidrivers back in the busy cities of India.

268. What bridges a freshman's interests, and a research advisers hopes? A PhDians 'ass on the stove' effort to get an apt 'novel' project to satisfy the innocence of the student and the expectation of the faculty.
269. Men are from Earth. Women are.... "Duh!" also from Earth. Deal with it or get screwed.
270. I wish I was color blind. This way I'd always be wrong about 'the grass on the other side'
271. If memories are grains of sand, then I'm a sand clock. Hah!! Now I know, why I flip at odd but rare events.
272. 16 digits - You win. Cvv Number - I win. Now let's toss that credit card - plastic money era.
273. It will change coz you'll be changed by then. That's how life works.
274. Can 'all-nighters' be added as part of technical skills in a resume?
275. There's no point complaining about the sandpaper chillness. Just take it in your spine and convert those brrrrrs into jitters of laughter.... Brrrrr hehhehehehehehahahahahaha haha heheheha hahahaha
276. Some of my brightest days start with the word black (not the coffee, you workaholics..)