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259. All humans have super powers. The problem is, Earth is our Kryptonite.
260. Sucking the marrow out of life does not mean choking to death - "Dead Poets Society"
261. Hope the fat guy does not get stuck in the chimney. Someone gift him a treadmill instead of cookies and milk.
262. (Watching the sky) Sheesh Big Guy!! You ain't bored??? Gimme a break for your home sake (nodding in disbelief).
263. Laws of drying dogs: # 1 - A wet dog always shake. # 2 - A wet dog always shake near you. # 3 - A wet dog always shake near you to make you wet. # 4 The towel is used only to dry yourselves.
264. If being bad is the new good, then I'm very much in vogue.
265. The bait of gauche is the right pick on my life.
266. 2 Thumbs up to the heart - That's Dumb C for Love.
267. The most bizarre yet unbelievable and unacceptable truth to the cliched question 'why' is, "it just sometimes turns out that way"

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251. A hungry kid crying for breakfast doesn't carry a snooze button around.
252. An asthma inhaler is not a deo for pete's sake.
253. Rainbows at times can be fuzzy too.
254. The reductive/simplifying power of the close-up is the greatest sin of photography. It diminishes great complex human life. Emotions of grave depth, ages of character build up, whole life, become reduced to a single snapshot.
255. A jokes failure is directly proportional to the difference of opinion between the listener and the teller.
256. Gift wrapping is not an art. It's a craft, which needs dedication and care beyond imagination.
257. The best photographs of unknown people are those that are taken when they are captured candid on camera. There's a direct relationship between how much they don't notice you.
258. The beauty of a known persons photograph is directly proportional to the sum of how much they don't know about your interest in them and their interest in you.