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372. Life on earth is expensive. But, the good fact is, it comes with a free annual trip around the Sun!
373. I am neither a cat person nor a dog person. I am a rat person! The lab rat kinda person! ;)
374. Concentration is what you get when you work in an orange juice factory.
375. I haven't even started to think about procrastinating.
376. I am the kind of guy who fills the FUN in dysfunctional. Or is it functional? Guess I do in both.
377. The biggest market target for chewing gums has to be 'students who try to remain awake in classes'. Interesting that not one ad is based on this concept.
378. As it is always said - "Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram"
379. Night life sucks - Breeding blood thirsty bed bugs sucking the life out of me at nights.
380. Can anyone lend me the owners manual for a girl friend? Mine's echoing a terrible whining noise..