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381. If there are 22 people and all your have is 7 bananas to feed them, then serve them a banana Pi(e).
382. If the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space..... :P
383. I am one in a million kind of guy. Now, that's exactly the problem being an Indian - There are 1400 more guys like me in the competition.
384. It might look like I'm doing nothing. But, at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
385. Seriously, if the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space.
386. Wanna save hundreds of dollars on car insurance? Then, flee the scene of the accident.
387. Back home, I've got my own lie detector. I call her 'Mommy'.. The upgraded version will be named 'Honey'.
388. Unsure of ending something with a full stop? Better go with multiple full stops. This way at least you'll have a pause rather than an end. "..............."
389. Honesty might be the best policy. But I guess I'll stick with insanity. It always works before the jury.
390. A pessimistic man feels that all women are bad. I, like an optimist just hope so.