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411. The difference between a jackass and a smartass is not education but perception.
412. Weather warning: Dense fog predicted in all parts of my brain. Please procced with caution.
413. There are 3 kinds of cold winter days - The gentle and moist "French Kiss", the passionate "Lip Biter" and finally the "Vampire's Thirst" which sucks the life out of you!!
414. Strange! Even the world is bipolar.... Could this be a reason for the (climate) swings?
415. There are definitely some rare moments when I have the voice of reason while my girl friend gives the murmur of excuse.
416. Most interesting character of the year - "I don't like to wear the hood in winter coz my shadow makes me look like a dickhead"
417. "We are a big bank and so can't fail." It's like saying I'm too fat to die.
418. An easy way to uplift your Christmas spirit is by contacting the other three festive spirits 'Rum, Vodka and Scotch' - mixed in your eggnog.
419. Wings n strings and all those things - Tampons "Surprise me"
420. Some people drink coffee in the morning to kick start their brain and jump start their colon.