520

511. Sometimes you have to lose some to lose some more.
512. If only life can have strategic timeouts as in the IPL.
513. When will my time for a funky chicken dance come?
514. All those carrying a guitar on their pelvis are not Elvis!
515. If the president of America turns out to be a bachelor will there be a zeroth lady post available in language?
516. Things expand when heated. Therefore in summer days are longer. Hence Proved!
517. TGIGF. Thank God it's Good Friday.
518. Three thumbs up pointed to the heart - Dasvidaniya!
519. "Drive like lightning" doesn't mean that you have to hit every tree you can see.
520. Due to family politics, my mafia family had to take "vanvas" at the nearby farmville forest!

510

501. Roses are red, bullets are made of lead. You better agree or get shot dead.
502. To one over zero and beyond.
503. Whats the point in doing so much work in the bio field? Nobody have been even close in solving the aging birthday problem.
504. Is it just me or the entire adult population have trouble opening child proof bottles?
505. When you make others laugh, make sure they don't get stomach pains. But only stomach cramps!
506. Only today I figured it out that by being an insured citizen, I have the right to a free lollipop after every doctors visit.
507. When death calls, forward it to your answering machine.
508. Euphemistically saying, "Do check the mistletoe in the shirt's tail if you don't agree with me"
509. If a cop pulls over for not turning your headlights on, tell him that you are practicing saving energy for Earth Hour.
510. Mogambo ka bhateeja crime master Gogo khush hua.

500

491. The cows of UK eat bluegrass and moo blueeee!
492. As per the third law, "Reactions speak a negative thousand words"
493. Ain't it strange that today celebrates the 100th yr of women's day while men's day is only 11 yrs old? (BTW - this statement doesn't make one a male chauvinist)
494. Look to the left, then to the right, and again to the left and then cross the One-way Street in India!
495. Sitting through the course Fever 101.
496. It might be spring for the buds. But looking at the dress code, it sure does look like summer is here for the kids!
497. When you've got none around, put the blame on the Medulla Oblongata and it's autonomic functions.
498. What would Jerry do without Nibbles? What will I do with my nephew?
499. Cockroaches get up at 12 pm for a midnight snack!
500. Got a cigarette burn in your Tees? No worries. There's always the Nicotine patch to cover it up.