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491. The cows of UK eat bluegrass and moo blueeee!
492. As per the third law, "Reactions speak a negative thousand words"
493. Ain't it strange that today celebrates the 100th yr of women's day while men's day is only 11 yrs old? (BTW - this statement doesn't make one a male chauvinist)
494. Look to the left, then to the right, and again to the left and then cross the One-way Street in India!
495. Sitting through the course Fever 101.
496. It might be spring for the buds. But looking at the dress code, it sure does look like summer is here for the kids!
497. When you've got none around, put the blame on the Medulla Oblongata and it's autonomic functions.
498. What would Jerry do without Nibbles? What will I do with my nephew?
499. Cockroaches get up at 12 pm for a midnight snack!
500. Got a cigarette burn in your Tees? No worries. There's always the Nicotine patch to cover it up.