Friday, February 26, 2010

490.

481. An atheist doesn't believe in the concept of balancing sins with good deeds. He believes in the concept of a constant nagging conscience. And the only way he can make it shut up is to make it say, "That's a good deed bud".
482. Running fast on a dry cold wintry day really charges you up........ Electrostatically!
483. Damn you "Sachin"! Everytime I think I've completely turned out to be an atheist, you prove that "Cricket is a religion" and you are "The God"!
484. Only one person recommended pain killers over a dentist. And that person turned out to be my Dad!
485. Babysitting is a combination of timely fun and strategical guerrilla warfare.
486. Interesting. Even the roman numerals for 40 is XL.
487. Round is a shape. Bad is also a shape.
488. Strange country. The first appointment for an emergency surgery is 3 weeks from now. At the same time, they call in people to schedule an appointment for blood donation.
489. If you start hating the people who are racists, does it make you a racist?
490. I used to live in the edge. The place was the southern tip of the peninsula of India.

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