Friday, April 16, 2010

540

531. A nick in the knee niggles the knight at night!!! Which substitutes an ice pack better - Frozen mixed vegetables/strip of meat??
532. Schrodinger's radioactive cat in the box has eighteen half lives!
533. Desperately in need to figure out the right Zeitgeber!
534. Unfloopy it has to be.
535. Everybody is a nobody to somebody. And also, someone is everyone to none.
536. Life is like a dog sled race. If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never changes for you!
537. Seomtimes a slap is needed to understand that with one hand one can't clap!
538. As per the signs, I'm standing at the corner of walk and don't walk.
539. MI likey wada pao, CSK likey sambhar. The rest opt for sambhar vada!
540. The high of life doesn't have a tolerance limit.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

530

521. I know lots of established scientists and they all no me.
522. The probability of ending being the bad guy is proportional to how good you are.
523. One of the disadvantages of working in an experimental laboratory is to not wear flip flops and shorts on a sunny day.
524. Kaarbon Kamaal Catch!! - "Kiska maal pakda??"
525. Confounding, confusing, compounding, Co-incidents!!!
526. A rhino is just an evolved lazy unicorn.
527. If you are not related, don't overreact.
528. Oh, no not I, I will survive, Oh as long as I know how to experiment, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my hopes to search, I've got all my ideas to give, And I, I will survive.
529. To err is human. Forgive us now, "Wuman"!
530. Running on reserve in the road less traveled.