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531. A nick in the knee niggles the knight at night!!! Which substitutes an ice pack better - Frozen mixed vegetables/strip of meat??
532. Schrodinger's radioactive cat in the box has eighteen half lives!
533. Desperately in need to figure out the right Zeitgeber!
534. Unfloopy it has to be.
535. Everybody is a nobody to somebody. And also, someone is everyone to none.
536. Life is like a dog sled race. If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never changes for you!
537. Seomtimes a slap is needed to understand that with one hand one can't clap!
538. As per the signs, I'm standing at the corner of walk and don't walk.
539. MI likey wada pao, CSK likey sambhar. The rest opt for sambhar vada!
540. The high of life doesn't have a tolerance limit.