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227. Sometimes one does the wrong thing of doing the right thing. In such cases, there is no consolable conscience.
228. It either turns out to be the right advice at the wrong time or the wrong joke at the right time.
229. I am in an excellent analysis mood. Let me order a pizza and call 911 in my neighbors name. I need to know who is faster - the police man or the pizza guy.
230. Do do the voo doo that you do so well.
231. What has PhD got me into? Now a days I'm getting warnings for typing fast. What's next? Speeding tickets for short hand?
232. Hunger at times is a pain in the stomach.
233. At times, in need of the 25th hour, I just manage to take the mud off my skull cavity and fill the sand clock.

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221. "Are you ready for Obama?" was all I asked (along with a 5 min discussion) and the unruly mob of Afro-American under grads turned into a bunch of mommy's boys waiting to be baby sat... (PS - am still unsure of whom to support. I'll decide once the election is over)
222. The worst sleep position is to have your feet on the office desk and the worst time to sleep like this is when your boss is around the office wanting to meet you. But the worst thing to say when he yells at you, "Sorry, Was carried away in dreaming about your wife"
223. Pyaar mein log khoon ke aasoon rote hai;
Dil ke zakham jism se gehre hote hai,
Aye bewafa..... Mujhe is bandagi se furkat de de,
Aye khuda...... Mujhe is zindagi se mahulat de de.
Ab uske bina jiya jaaye na, Har pal yun hi tadpa jaaye na.
224. I'm never ever gonna share my bed with my nephew again. At least during my power nap. The whole day has been a mess.
225. "It's government holiday for the Knowledge Goddess of Hinduism", that's what my mom says every year on Saraswathi Pooja. Now, I've got to finish all my work and be a dunce by morro.
226. When my advisor takes a month to correct any of my drafts, I'd presume that he just ran out of red ink, instead of being lazy or busy.