Wednesday, April 23, 2008

144

139. 'Smart' is the new 'art'. There's a David in everyone and the rest of the troubles are all just Goliath.
140. Attitude is what you use to make every normal day into a very wonderful day.
141. Only being a family off the field, we end up as a team on the ground.
142. Bless the Sun God! The more hot he shows his anger, the hotter the girls dress out and the cooler our life turns to be.
143. Seriously, when would I really get serious?
144. Instincts are perspective of experience disguised as blessings of trust.

Friday, April 18, 2008

138

133. On my friend's graduation, he was introduced by his mom as "He's a doctor. But, not the kind who helps people"
134. A dimple so nice beats a temple full of life.
135. Experience: Something you get when you don't get what you want.
136. Grain of dirt so clear; Pain of dearth go disappear.
137. Psychology applies a patina of science over what is essentially a dark and complex set of roiling unknowables. - Wyatt from Bones
138. Friday buffet at an Indian restaurant is like taking Sodium thiopental and Pavulon with no potassium chloride.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

132

128. Lovers dance like two pieces of neodymium caught up in a magnetic field of emotional chemistry. The weaker the field, the farther the distance and eventually a break up....
129. Curls from the sea of amber; Sun-drenched oasis of shimmering firmament, Rhythmic trance of an infinite tide; Can I silk the lock of enamored pleasure? And thus feel the warmth of life and hope, from your cheek!
130. A man who kneels while proposing is considered gentle. But he who kneels in front of children to be their friend is a gentleman...
131. ‘Lunatic’ is an astronaut who lost his watch on the moon.
132. A morbidly fervent fluids loving human, who uses test tubes to measure the amount of liquid dihyrdoxyoxide, consumed over a period of time, is defined as a Dipsomaniacal chemist. I am better than the defined man, coz I use beakers to measure my water.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

127

123. Denizens of the data packet era, my propensity to spew schmaltzy lines have dwindled to a non spiel stage. Please surmise the inevitable.
124. Deleting the recycle bin, wheeling an unicycle, drowning a fish, strangling with a cordless phone, watching 60 minutes in 20 minutes – Things that won’t make my resume, but makes me special.
125. Savoring food while watching ‘Bones’ just adds up to the fact that am unfit being an engineer.
126. Saturday, Sunday and Someday - I need one more weekend to do what I want to do.
127. Dipsomaniac - A fervent rabid condition an insomniac person develops to drink water of test tubes just to make sure that he doesn't go into cramps in the future.... Am a dipsomaniac chemical engineer....

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

122

118. A kick-ass morning followed by a six-pack afternoon and a mind-blowing evening is all I got before the night full balderdashes (crazy enough to pull my receding hair line off).
119. A lonely sick man's got to do what a lonely sick man's got to do - Order chicken soup
120. The ungodly scientist works hours to get a data point. Those who don't succeed fall under the category 'Famished for Fame'
121. For a fellow biologist the rate of hogging is proportional to the amount of grossness being showcased in forensics related murder mysteries.
122. He who knows his surroundings, knows how to keep his head dry.