Friday, August 29, 2008

200

193. The problem in getting up early on a jobless day is that, you know right away that its going to be a long jobless day.
194. Deprived of the smile I expect and deserve the most.
195. Another parting feather makes the phoenix wingless. But this one’s not going to the ashes.
196. Slumber among the lane of firing shadows - flickering beauty.
197. Walking through freshmen and sophomere newbies is fun. It’s like playing Tetris, where you need to change your walking style and pace to squeeze through the hotties in line. I just love the start of fall every year.
198. Sometimes life has a lot to ask from you and you go into the bi(t)chy state.
199. There are moments in my life when I go pessimistic and say "Things can't get any worse than this". But being an optimistic guy I always bounce back and tell myself "Don't be negative. Of course it can"
200. If I'd been a vacuum cleaner, I'd be the best damn vacuum cleaner in the whole wide world. Coz, I suck awesome at everything I try.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

192

184. If failure is the stepping stone to success, then a modern day multi-talented multi-tasking loser gets a free escalator ride to victory.
185. Next to the wheel, I worship the invention of pockets and zippers in 'em... The world would not be a productive place if it hadn't been to either of 'em.
186. One good lesson I learnt over the past 2 months - Just follow the damn manual to make things work, and never question it "How the hell did it work now?" coz you'll never figure out the reason.
187. I theorize that out of 100 theories on a phenomenon only a handful of few fit the data - given its now turned into a single combined theory.
188.An early bird gets its worm. An early jog gives one a storm....
189. The Thumb is the root cause for all deaths... Long live Ekalavya.....
190. Pessimist - The bottle is half empty; Optimist - The bottle is half full; Chemist - Did the solvent just evaporate or did someone make a chemical spill and covered up the mess?
191. Say these words loud and clear "Silk, Silk, Silk". Now answer this - What do cows drink?....................... If you'd said milk, you're wrong. They drink water and produce milk...
192. All play and no work makes you an unemployed boy