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511. Sometimes you have to lose some to lose some more.
512. If only life can have strategic timeouts as in the IPL.
513. When will my time for a funky chicken dance come?
514. All those carrying a guitar on their pelvis are not Elvis!
515. If the president of America turns out to be a bachelor will there be a zeroth lady post available in language?
516. Things expand when heated. Therefore in summer days are longer. Hence Proved!
517. TGIGF. Thank God it's Good Friday.
518. Three thumbs up pointed to the heart - Dasvidaniya!
519. "Drive like lightning" doesn't mean that you have to hit every tree you can see.
520. Due to family politics, my mafia family had to take "vanvas" at the nearby farmville forest!