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501. Roses are red, bullets are made of lead. You better agree or get shot dead.
502. To one over zero and beyond.
503. Whats the point in doing so much work in the bio field? Nobody have been even close in solving the aging birthday problem.
504. Is it just me or the entire adult population have trouble opening child proof bottles?
505. When you make others laugh, make sure they don't get stomach pains. But only stomach cramps!
506. Only today I figured it out that by being an insured citizen, I have the right to a free lollipop after every doctors visit.
507. When death calls, forward it to your answering machine.
508. Euphemistically saying, "Do check the mistletoe in the shirt's tail if you don't agree with me"
509. If a cop pulls over for not turning your headlights on, tell him that you are practicing saving energy for Earth Hour.
510. Mogambo ka bhateeja crime master Gogo khush hua.