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259. All humans have super powers. The problem is, Earth is our Kryptonite.
260. Sucking the marrow out of life does not mean choking to death - "Dead Poets Society"
261. Hope the fat guy does not get stuck in the chimney. Someone gift him a treadmill instead of cookies and milk.
262. (Watching the sky) Sheesh Big Guy!! You ain't bored??? Gimme a break for your home sake (nodding in disbelief).
263. Laws of drying dogs: # 1 - A wet dog always shake. # 2 - A wet dog always shake near you. # 3 - A wet dog always shake near you to make you wet. # 4 The towel is used only to dry yourselves.
264. If being bad is the new good, then I'm very much in vogue.
265. The bait of gauche is the right pick on my life.
266. 2 Thumbs up to the heart - That's Dumb C for Love.
267. The most bizarre yet unbelievable and unacceptable truth to the cliched question 'why' is, "it just sometimes turns out that way"