268. What bridges a freshman's interests, and a research advisers hopes? A PhDians 'ass on the stove' effort to get an apt 'novel' project to satisfy the innocence of the student and the expectation of the faculty.
269. Men are from Earth. Women are.... "Duh!" also from Earth. Deal with it or get screwed.
270. I wish I was color blind. This way I'd always be wrong about 'the grass on the other side'
271. If memories are grains of sand, then I'm a sand clock. Hah!! Now I know, why I flip at odd but rare events.
272. 16 digits - You win. Cvv Number - I win. Now let's toss that credit card - plastic money era.
273. It will change coz you'll be changed by then. That's how life works.
274. Can 'all-nighters' be added as part of technical skills in a resume?
275. There's no point complaining about the sandpaper chillness. Just take it in your spine and convert those brrrrrs into jitters of laughter.... Brrrrr hehhehehehehehahahahahaha haha heheheha hahahaha
276. Some of my brightest days start with the word black (not the coffee, you workaholics..)