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591. It's been nearly a decade and I still remember her lost face. Change has only been an illusion.

592. The worst way of worsening a bad comparative adjective is to substitue the better of a good example with the wrong adjective of best.
593. If todays awesome mood is considered a fuel, I could single handedly end the world energy crisis.
594. The way I stretch holding my bat before facing a cricket ball technically qualifies me as an element bender.

595. The three major food sources for a busy/lazy person are 'canned', 'frozen', and 'take out'. If you get bored with these you can always try boxed sushi for take out.

596. Being nice is not always wise.

597. If anger is represented with fire, then I'm lacking the spark in the most fueled state.

598. If only someone can shout "Ahoy captain. It's time to abandon Hope.", it would be much easier to move on.

599. What are best friends are for, but to inform your parents about their wedding plans before you can do so.

600. A E I O and then comes YOU.