570

561. Don't die trying to live forever.

562. Replying scissors instead of rock might have saved the ticket , when the cop who pulled over me said "Papers".

563. When things turn their back at you, just wind up and kick it in its ass.

564. Oh, the stars so.... many, and the labels so..... complicated - The jumbled state of the current mailbox!

565. Your shark ability makes me the sucker fish. Of course to cling on to.

566. Don't run away from the past, as it is always behind you. But do walk from the past as it can only be behind you.

567. F=ma; You can't force things when all that exists is negative progress/deceleration.
568. I feel like Donald Duck robbed of his nuts by the two dastardly chipmunks.
569. Seems like nucleation started way back in an unnoticed era. The hearts turning into a stone.
570. There is a thin line between learning from the past and ruling over the past! And I've been pointed out that I'm still stuck to the line.

560

551. Eenie meenie miney moe, in which car should I go?? The one with the moon roof!

552. I single handedly made my task manager not responding!
553. I seriously don't know what this is. But a F will only signify it's seriousness.
554. The conscience wants to fly high with its white wings. But it's kept on check by it's forked tail attached to the ground.
555. Cut the trees, build a bunch of apartments, and then name the street with the tree's name. Strange country!
556. A 76 page pdf file providing formatting guidelines for a 12 page grant proposal. Sheesh to NIH grants!
557. Don't be a Hero and don't be you!
558. I call under a state of "eternal dibs".
559. As time passes by, we change so much that we become our own doppelgangers.
560. One generation is growing faster, while the other is growing older faster and we are sandwiched to make slow and steady grown up decisions.

550

541. Laughing your heart out along with kids really high on sugar is a true blessing of a stress buster.
542. Sometimes you have to lose something just because you have fallen for it.
543. Technically, when it sucks, pressure should drop.

544. When you think about the devil all the time, there's no effect in the devil showing up.

545. Shorts and slippers and stars and............... Solvents!

546. Bold bean brained brats!

547. Really low on my suga baby.

548. Technically, when it sucks, pressure should drop!!! :-?

549. We are all bugs in the big windshield of life..... Squish!!!! :D

550. Birds fly in V formation to save energy. I'm wondering does nature also behave in a way that teamwork results in collective laziness?

540

531. A nick in the knee niggles the knight at night!!! Which substitutes an ice pack better - Frozen mixed vegetables/strip of meat??
532. Schrodinger's radioactive cat in the box has eighteen half lives!
533. Desperately in need to figure out the right Zeitgeber!
534. Unfloopy it has to be.
535. Everybody is a nobody to somebody. And also, someone is everyone to none.
536. Life is like a dog sled race. If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never changes for you!
537. Seomtimes a slap is needed to understand that with one hand one can't clap!
538. As per the signs, I'm standing at the corner of walk and don't walk.
539. MI likey wada pao, CSK likey sambhar. The rest opt for sambhar vada!
540. The high of life doesn't have a tolerance limit.

530

521. I know lots of established scientists and they all no me.
522. The probability of ending being the bad guy is proportional to how good you are.
523. One of the disadvantages of working in an experimental laboratory is to not wear flip flops and shorts on a sunny day.
524. Kaarbon Kamaal Catch!! - "Kiska maal pakda??"
525. Confounding, confusing, compounding, Co-incidents!!!
526. A rhino is just an evolved lazy unicorn.
527. If you are not related, don't overreact.
528. Oh, no not I, I will survive, Oh as long as I know how to experiment, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my hopes to search, I've got all my ideas to give, And I, I will survive.
529. To err is human. Forgive us now, "Wuman"!
530. Running on reserve in the road less traveled.

520

511. Sometimes you have to lose some to lose some more.
512. If only life can have strategic timeouts as in the IPL.
513. When will my time for a funky chicken dance come?
514. All those carrying a guitar on their pelvis are not Elvis!
515. If the president of America turns out to be a bachelor will there be a zeroth lady post available in language?
516. Things expand when heated. Therefore in summer days are longer. Hence Proved!
517. TGIGF. Thank God it's Good Friday.
518. Three thumbs up pointed to the heart - Dasvidaniya!
519. "Drive like lightning" doesn't mean that you have to hit every tree you can see.
520. Due to family politics, my mafia family had to take "vanvas" at the nearby farmville forest!

510

501. Roses are red, bullets are made of lead. You better agree or get shot dead.
502. To one over zero and beyond.
503. Whats the point in doing so much work in the bio field? Nobody have been even close in solving the aging birthday problem.
504. Is it just me or the entire adult population have trouble opening child proof bottles?
505. When you make others laugh, make sure they don't get stomach pains. But only stomach cramps!
506. Only today I figured it out that by being an insured citizen, I have the right to a free lollipop after every doctors visit.
507. When death calls, forward it to your answering machine.
508. Euphemistically saying, "Do check the mistletoe in the shirt's tail if you don't agree with me"
509. If a cop pulls over for not turning your headlights on, tell him that you are practicing saving energy for Earth Hour.
510. Mogambo ka bhateeja crime master Gogo khush hua.