690

681. If you're not dreaming, you're just sleeping.
682. I wonder what all that fuzz about a 'superb owl' (superbowl) was on?
683. I lived, I loved, and with that comes a certain amount of wisdom and cramps!
684. Overkill is just underrated.
685. Is there a person in China called "Too Young" who is too old?
686. Without bears the world would be unbearable.
687. I did not punch him. He head butted my fist. I swear!
688. Well, my Lego Rome was built in a day.
689. Life was much simple when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
690. Sometimes life throws you a googly and you just don't know enough about cricket to finish the metaphor.

680

671. I have the right frame of mind. But I'm lacking the big picture to fit that frame.
672. If you can open all doors in your life, then do apply for a Janitor's position.
673. If you wanna last longer in bed, buy sleeping pills.
674. The next time someone serving food is going to ask if raspberry tea is ok for the sweet tea I ordered, I am going to reply, "Is monopoly money ok for real money?"
675. Let the accelerated mass be with you.
676. My brain is growing out of proportion and that my friend is the reason I have a receding hairline.
677. Soup of the day - Bourbon!
678. "Does your contact lens have issues? Then try our contact lens solution...." Ain't this a marketing quote? ;)
679. Laughter is the worst medicine when it comes to broken ribs.
680. My brain is growing out of proportion and that my friend is the reason I have a receding hairline.

670

661. My clock goes from 0 to 60 in 1 minute.
662. Once I was a coke addict. Then I switched to Pepsi.
663. Whenever a friend misappropriately asks about how good his selection of a wife was, my response would be, "She is one extremely beautiful lady with one horribly impaired vision"
664. Oh yeah! You've got three.... My fan has four settings - Slow, Medium, High, and......... OFF!
665. I wonder if Wikileaks has "Santa's naughty and nice list" so that I'd know if I get a gift this Christmas or not.
666. I believe in the dark knight coz only a Mr. Freeze can make a December this frozen.
667. If an atom and its constituents has mass, then I'd hope they had a good Christmas.
668. I had to rip through four layers of a boxed Christmas gift wrapping to find out that my gift was a DVD of Inception.
669. My resolution to stop procrastination is going to start from 2013. Happy 2011 everyone.
670. 2010 is in my top 10 years of the last decade.

660

651. One way to avoid making wrong decisions is by not taking one. But the one problem is that this is also a wrong decision.
652. Today's procrastinators are tomorrows proactivists.
653. The Tamil version of 'Adava Kedavra' would be "Ava Kedakura"
654. Sometimes, life is like a passage through a museum. All you can do is observe the beautiful masterpieces. You cannot touch them.
655. Dear customer support, I would like to first bring to your notice that I am typing this message with my middle finger.
656. FYI - It takes the same amount of energy to change an "energy saving" light bulb as that of a normal light bulb.
657. It's called the human "race". Got no other option but to run for a win.
658. When a ballerina dances on her toes, I just wonder why not hire a taller girl or better, give her heels?
659. At times I feel that my certain mental disability should fetch me parking at the disabled lot.
660. When the doc asked if I knew about my RBC count, I frankly told him that I never knew that they were that smart.

650

641. Some family trees are pretty funny. The academic sibling would now become my academic niece.
642. There's no Z in insomnia.
643. Thorium Indium Potassium my dear Nitrogen Erbium Deuterium.
644. Last week was candy day. Soon it will be turkey day followed by egg-nogg week. And finally there will be ham day. Don't you see why America has a high rate of obesity?
645. I am suffering from post-occupational trauma and boredom.
646. Hope and blame - the two sides of the surviving coin!
647. The biological clock never snoozes.
648. Well at least for the sake of defining character, I've got to do something crazy!
649. The two sensible words that can open a lot of doors in any person's life are push and pull.
650. Gave up to give in.

640

631. Pouring milk in the glass was fine. But pouring orange juice into the cereal bowl just proved that I'm focused in not being focused.
632. Thanks to my mom I don't have the specific skills I needed the most from my dad. Damn genetics!
633. I am a total rascal. People get disappointed if I don't do the wrong thing.
634. Chugging 4 gallons of milk in under a week should qualify milk as a staple food during dissertation work.
635. "Your mama's so fat that she faces an increased chance of a cardiac arrest and type 2 diabetes" - Now ain't this a concerned curse??
636. When life gives you lemons, decode its genome and genetically modify it to produce apples and oranges.
637. I have an open door policy. So opportunity don't knock, just walk right in.
638. To the few dreams that turned into mere lies.
639. Having trouble sleeping to snoring. No worries. Just attach a mouth organ to their face, and they'll wake up the moment they hear the organ blare.
640. Choosing the best answer in life does really suck.

630

621. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
622. The shortest distance between two points is definitely not the shortcut my dad used for driving back in my childhood days.
623. Life is much more fun with strings attached. At least that's what I felt when I bungee jumped.
624. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men. Now my eyes see them as just teens.
625. Men have an unique ability to forget, while women have the greatest ability to remember.
626. Thanks to all the wee hours of work, my throat is infected and it sounds like an asthma patient blowing the vuvuzela in a freshly mowed pollen field.
627. Considering the time at hand, I'm not entirely utilizing my rights to freak out and get cracked at!
628. Noooh! NO! I'm not getting reeled into that good cop-mom business.
629. Finally.... I've reached the 1 gallon mark of donating blood.
630. I am going to bed coz the girl in my dreams desperately needs an Inception.