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324. The first straight 'A' my nephew might get would definitely be in his naptime class in kindergarden.
325. Woman pants are provided zippers for easy removal of pants. Now that's pragmatic insight rather than supportive/perverted thought.
326. Technically saying, at times I too suffer from Takotsubo cardiomyopathy.
327. When the night's young and the mood is good, the best thing to do is to SLEEP before the light takes your heart away.
328. Physically tired - you will sleep. Emotionally tired - u can't sleep.
329. Judge Mental....
330. Futile attempts of chirpiness pecked beaks.

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313. I notice extreme opposition to the developement of roads in the States. Coz everytime I go through a construction zone, some bugger puts up the sign "END CONSTRUCTION".. Jeez... I wonder what his problem is??
314. He who laughs last din't quite understand the joke.
315. No cliff can be climbed, if it does not have cracks to hold on to.
316. In my defense..... Screw it!!! It's better I spree like an olympic drug tester.
317. Many an odd-man-out makes a set of odd men.
318. '.' is end. '..........' is continuation. Sheesh!! PUNctuations!!
319. The exit came earlier than I had expected.
320. Phunny Slang: A contorted tongue can mean "I love natural beauty" to "I love natural booty".
321. Phobie phyllus - Love for Fright that keeps you Charged up.
322. Interesting, Stupid, Strange! I don't know how to call this - 'I can write a two page blog post in about 15 mins. But it takes about 30 mins on an average to just pen a quarter page introduction for a technical paper'.
323. The Full Moon is a reminder that once it wasn't prettier... In fact it will never be....

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301. Personal prejudice always obscures the truth...
302. You are the rising sun in a parched desert. You are the rising moon in a high tide cave. You are the shooting star in a rare atmosphere planet. You are everything wrong at the right place. :P
303. I wanna sue (and not sew) that button. (My reaction to the movie Coraline)
304. Burf'in in the cold wave. Surf's up
305. If only my roomie can yap to the bothering bed bugs, I'd sleep happy.
306. Chicken soup for the sick soul.
307. You can't kick the bucket unless you start swinging those legs.
308. The universe always has a way to get back at you to tell, "You can't escape"
309. I know my lovely exception when I'm the disappointed rule. (She's just not that into you)
310. Daniel, can you help my Sam? (Love Actually excerpt).
311. This fever came back like an unwanted relative.
312. The cross, the rectangle, the two circles - Hauntingly driving....

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293. Every now and then, some stranger compliments my driving skills. They usually leave a little note on the windscreen which says, "Parking Fine".
294. The linear increase in the number of sorted journal files, is directly proportional to the exponential decrease in the amount of desk space available, for a short-period, power nap.
295. Who is Barney Webb?
296. There are memories, and there is a defining frozen memory. I have one too and it happened as I walked out.
297. What I do (childishly) is what I miss the most.
298. Gut feels a Tug from now on.
299. Frozen in time, the memory of not freezing chills me to the bone.
300. Arms crossed holding the many few, the eyes froze with a severity of life. And I walked out freezing the moment that would change my life.... (What I achieve will be still lost)

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285. The only thing I am doing wrong is doing nothing.
286. The winning loser fails fast, clean and with pride.
287. Poori mein bhara channa, Ramu churaya mera khaana.
288. Duracell bunny de-ENERGIZEd.
289. And there has to be a level which is supposed to be easy...
290. And the search for the OFF switch goes on and on, and on, and on......
291. There is a good difference between 'being IN her back' & 'being ON her back'.
292. Ashed down angel wings and iced up devil horns... No sweat if your conscience does not speak.

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277. I had seven roommates in my old house. That's exactly how I learned dancing. By experiencing a certain amount of pressure and waiting for the loo.
278. What lies between faith and chance is a lead salad of travesty.
279. What part of the inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote didn't you understand?
280. The bungee cord snapped at the wrong time. Too bad. Now he is falling 'forever' into the chasm of her lips edgy dimple...
281. Small flurries in dim light is like 'Raining Stars".
282. Ahoy! ‘tis frozen deserrrrrrt be awaits fer the advenchurrrrrous Captain Jack Wildcat. Yer wanna be accompanyin me white pearrrrrrl an huntin fer me happy pirates meal? Arrrrr!!
283. All that glitters in this weather is ONLY ice. A heaven gifted ice rink to play as far and as long as one wishes.
284. The most reliable and fastest and shortest route GPS are the auto and taxidrivers back in the busy cities of India.

268. What bridges a freshman's interests, and a research advisers hopes? A PhDians 'ass on the stove' effort to get an apt 'novel' project to satisfy the innocence of the student and the expectation of the faculty.
269. Men are from Earth. Women are.... "Duh!" also from Earth. Deal with it or get screwed.
270. I wish I was color blind. This way I'd always be wrong about 'the grass on the other side'
271. If memories are grains of sand, then I'm a sand clock. Hah!! Now I know, why I flip at odd but rare events.
272. 16 digits - You win. Cvv Number - I win. Now let's toss that credit card - plastic money era.
273. It will change coz you'll be changed by then. That's how life works.
274. Can 'all-nighters' be added as part of technical skills in a resume?
275. There's no point complaining about the sandpaper chillness. Just take it in your spine and convert those brrrrrs into jitters of laughter.... Brrrrr hehhehehehehehahahahahaha haha heheheha hahahaha
276. Some of my brightest days start with the word black (not the coffee, you workaholics..)