Wednesday, September 24, 2008

220

215. Extrovert: Has an Extra Version of being an introvert at situations. Introvert: Had an Introductory Version of being an extrovert (remember the childhood fun days?).
216. While the eyes witnessed the glory of the soaring firefly; the heart made a wish, taking the light to be that of a shooting star.
217. If ice can numb physical pain, how come even cold water hurt the root canal?
218. This book chapter on nanoparticles is really testing my 'coalesced particulates of silicon dioxide, suspended in a colloidal medium' (MUD in simple terms) inside my skull... :D
219. Life comes at u not just fast but zipping fast. But all it takes is a strand of memory thread to hinder the zip from working smooth.
220. Thod sakta hai woh pyaar; Magar choota nahi woh sahara.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

214

208. Sometimes technology just messes with me big time. The problem with keycode door systems is "How many more numbers do I need to MUG?" I like plain old keys. Just twist twist.
209. "Sorry we canceled the CPR training today. You were the only one who registered for a Saturday morning training session" Was it sarcasm or appreciation?
210. Sometimes life isn't all about taking the right choice, it's about making your very own choices.
211. If routine means following a particular format of life, then "not being in routine" is my routine.
212. If fungus lies in the lower level of the animal kingdom, how come mushrooms which are entirely made up of fungi are classified in the vegetarian category???
213. "You're very lucky man. What kind of luck is that?", asked my rival on the finals of MCT 08. My response was a simple smile with "The same luck which brought your pathetic team into the finals"
214. "You stink and your shots stink!" said the opposing captain. A cover drive for a four close to his fielding position and my words were, "See, that was a four coz you're disgusted with the stench of the ball. Stop using your nose and start using your brain to win the game."

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

207

201. Never knew when it started, not sure if it would even stop. Guess I'll just continue doing it.
202. Girl! You better be good with directions, coz everytime I get lost in your eyes.
203. The first thing we associate with hearing a name is the religion of the person. That's exactly why I first communicate enough with a person to know his character rather than his religion.
204. While reality is fading into silhouettes, dreams are dawning into lively characters.
205. Parked in bait for recall, he waited for imagination take form a ghost. Many a strand of memories gave way to an angel instead, floating over the green hill.
206. Girl!!! You better be good with directions, coz everytime, I get lost in your eyes.
207. Yeah! You're beautiful as usual Ms Full Moon. But, as usual I give that comment coz 'she' took my compliment on her beauty being better than yours as a pathetic cliched non-romantic joke.

Friday, August 29, 2008

200

193. The problem in getting up early on a jobless day is that, you know right away that its going to be a long jobless day.
194. Deprived of the smile I expect and deserve the most.
195. Another parting feather makes the phoenix wingless. But this one’s not going to the ashes.
196. Slumber among the lane of firing shadows - flickering beauty.
197. Walking through freshmen and sophomere newbies is fun. It’s like playing Tetris, where you need to change your walking style and pace to squeeze through the hotties in line. I just love the start of fall every year.
198. Sometimes life has a lot to ask from you and you go into the bi(t)chy state.
199. There are moments in my life when I go pessimistic and say "Things can't get any worse than this". But being an optimistic guy I always bounce back and tell myself "Don't be negative. Of course it can"
200. If I'd been a vacuum cleaner, I'd be the best damn vacuum cleaner in the whole wide world. Coz, I suck awesome at everything I try.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

192

184. If failure is the stepping stone to success, then a modern day multi-talented multi-tasking loser gets a free escalator ride to victory.
185. Next to the wheel, I worship the invention of pockets and zippers in 'em... The world would not be a productive place if it hadn't been to either of 'em.
186. One good lesson I learnt over the past 2 months - Just follow the damn manual to make things work, and never question it "How the hell did it work now?" coz you'll never figure out the reason.
187. I theorize that out of 100 theories on a phenomenon only a handful of few fit the data - given its now turned into a single combined theory.
188.An early bird gets its worm. An early jog gives one a storm....
189. The Thumb is the root cause for all deaths... Long live Ekalavya.....
190. Pessimist - The bottle is half empty; Optimist - The bottle is half full; Chemist - Did the solvent just evaporate or did someone make a chemical spill and covered up the mess?
191. Say these words loud and clear "Silk, Silk, Silk". Now answer this - What do cows drink?....................... If you'd said milk, you're wrong. They drink water and produce milk...
192. All play and no work makes you an unemployed boy

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

183

176. Practice makes a man perfect. Either women are born perfect or nothing can ever make them perfect.
177. The complex the issue then, the simpler the life passed; the simpler the issue now, the more complex life seems.... 'Fe'y
178. "How does an induction motor start?" " It starts like du duh duhh duhh da da duh......."
179. She wanted me to take her to the most expensive place in the city on a date. Not a Big Deal! I just took her to the neighboring gas station.
180. Deadlines: Line up yourself towards hard work or your dead brother....
181. The glaciers of her sunny smile always melts my heart away.
182. When I google "psi to pounds per square inch conversion", it means I had 2 hours of sleep in 3 days.
183. Giving up is easy. So I decided to take the easy route of giving up on give ups.....

Friday, July 11, 2008

175

169. As long as the curry is tasty I don't care if the chicken is blind, dumb or deaf.
170. Greeted by the missed lights of freedom, the streets of chaos opened up for order.
171. Sometimes it's the few split seconds of life that make the bigger part of life.
172. Split second decisions make or mar the key instants of life.
173. Sometimes the fastest way to know the current weather is to watch outside the window and the fastest way to check it out is to stick your hand out.
174. Predetermination is the failure towards all thoughtful failures.
175. It has always been bros before hoes you feckless piece of ingrates.