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461. Uh Oh! Power nap turned out to be an extended Super power nap. Hope there ain't any Kryptonite waiting for me for the rest of the day.
462. "Working researcher" is a redundancy by nature.
463. Small birdie in the sky, drops poopie in the eye. Don't panic, don't cry. Just be happy that cows can't fly!
464. To err is human. To screw it up occasionally is my motto.
465. As Edison would agree "I am failing coz I haven't found all the 10,000 ways that will not work."
466. The tortoise did win the race. But the hare had a nap and better, got to dream... Nobody loses in reality.
467. Run for your life. The kid in the diaper can fly and has a weapon in his hands.
468. Technically saying, the contents of the egg without it's shell is in fact a "boneless-skinless chicken"
469. Bada bing! Bada Boom! Bada BAZINGAA!
470. When the hair line is in recession and the stomach is affected by inflation, naturally your brain goes into depression.

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451. When your advisor works like the flow of a sand clock, you better work like the flow of a level 6 rapid.
452. Please GOD!!! Save me from your followers.
453. Topsy turvy marble garble.
454. If you are allowed to buy multi-packs of Christmas/New Year/Seasons Greetings cards, then I can definitely buy multi-packs of "I love you ONLY" cards for Valentines.
455.On your mark, get set, Go Away!! Shoo Shoo.
456. Hun, you're not fat. It's just that your triesters of glycerol and carboxylic acids with long unbranched aliphatic tails are degrading a little slower than their accumulation.... :D :P
457. I need more desk space to clutter more documents.
458. Hangover is actually heart burn in your head.
459. Done with the to do, and so now dead as a dodo.
460. Music! I need music! Any kinda music! Else, I hear my own brain cells dying on me.

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441. "First things first" doesn't mean that it has to be in that precise order.
442. Now a days, I keep a record of all my data. It indicates that I've been working....
443. A dirty book is never dusty.
444. Hey! I do have the right frame of mind. But, I am missing the big picture inside the frame.
445. Laws of realistic attraction - A most liked, light colored shirt always attracts the darkest of the curries.
446. The problem with the fast advancing world is that whenever I make something start working, it turns out to be obsolete.
447. When I get real tired, I use those left over "Roll Over" minutes for a longer nap.
448. There's no point in being pessimistic. It won't work anyway.
449. Pretty darn sure that I was born choking on the silver spoon.
450. Somebody call the CSI team. There seems to be a bloody gory murder pattern written all over my paper draft. And I have a hunch that my advisor could be the murderer with his pen as the murder weapon.

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431. Seems like Santa and team are having an Arctic Blast for the weekend.
432. With the amount of salt I see on the streets, I bet we can drain the KY river and fill it with Tequila.
433. Lying on my back I'm looking Down on my roof.
434. I decoded the wintry clatter of the teeth using morse code. It meant, "rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-rat..... Brrrrr.... It is cold"
435. The soldier with the green helmet and the red scarf cherishes the sight of liberty.
436. Hey! I do have the right frame of mind. But, I am missing the big picture inside the frame.
437. If I'd agree with you, then we'd both be wrong.
438. If I stayed calm at this chaos that is prevailing all around me, then probably I have not entirely understood the gravity of the situation.
439. My #1 concern was, is and will always be on my #1 preference.
440. Charging Lunar Cells.

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421. Space, the final frontier. Does it allow the travel of a vacuum cleaners noise? What does the vacuum cleaner suck out of space? These are the questions of captain Krack, to boldly ask questions which no man has asked before.
422. Cloudy with a chance of 'just' balls!
423. The bull has to charge you for the milk you took from his cow.
424. I know its really winter when my root canal trenched molar aches more than the dry itchy skin.
425. SA failed to peel the Onion and so had to cry.
426. The best lesson I learned so far in PhD is 'The reward for a result well obtained is more experiments'
427. Is it rude to suggest "Say Cheese...." to a lactose intolerant poser?
428. The freedom of a coincidental status message usually comes free with doom.
429. It's raining colors.. If you consider white as composed of all colors.
430. Seems like the line between genious and insanity got erased in transition as I've turned into a Mad Scientist.

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411. The difference between a jackass and a smartass is not education but perception.
412. Weather warning: Dense fog predicted in all parts of my brain. Please procced with caution.
413. There are 3 kinds of cold winter days - The gentle and moist "French Kiss", the passionate "Lip Biter" and finally the "Vampire's Thirst" which sucks the life out of you!!
414. Strange! Even the world is bipolar.... Could this be a reason for the (climate) swings?
415. There are definitely some rare moments when I have the voice of reason while my girl friend gives the murmur of excuse.
416. Most interesting character of the year - "I don't like to wear the hood in winter coz my shadow makes me look like a dickhead"
417. "We are a big bank and so can't fail." It's like saying I'm too fat to die.
418. An easy way to uplift your Christmas spirit is by contacting the other three festive spirits 'Rum, Vodka and Scotch' - mixed in your eggnog.
419. Wings n strings and all those things - Tampons "Surprise me"
420. Some people drink coffee in the morning to kick start their brain and jump start their colon.

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402. Futuristic goals seem blurry while immediate goals look scary.
403. I am what I am without the world inside me.
404. Thanks for giving us the holiday of Thanksgiving. No job for everyone.
405. Oh awesome native Americans. Thanks for giving us your continent... Bang!!!! (Now where is the turkey???)
406. Theory of psycho thermo electrification: When a *cool* guy meets a *hot* girl, there is an obvious *generation of a spark of electricity*.
407. Nobody took the job of being 'me'. So I took it as a challenge and am doing good so far.
408. I doubt, therefore I might be.
409. The best way to shock a girl is to switch the digital weigh balance from Kgs to lbs.
410. There is always a blue moon for those having color blindness..... Well in my case, it's always been "once in a viridian moon".