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611. Dedication: To the million hopes that turned into mere lies! Especially her!!!
612. Guess, hypnosis is the only way to cure my Onycophagia.
613. Under a deluge of post-its!
614. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
615. The intermittent flow of flooding exists under confidence.
616. Dance like no ones uploading it in youtube.
617. It is only because of the presence of hell underneath that the density of heaven is light enough to keep it floating in the skies.
618. The past two months has been a real test of the Petronius's Paradox.
619. Getting lost in a Smart car - Not so smart after all!
620. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men... Now my eyes see them as just teens.

610

601. Shahid Afridi, the youngest player at 19 years announced his retirement from Test cricket today.

602. The reason why most people like Inception is coz it deals with what they like the most - Sleeping!

603. As the juice to squeeze ratio drops below savoring level, you can drop off an experiment.

604. A child needs a good parent. On the other hand, two or more children need a good referee!

605. Too much bickering. Kill with noise.
606. Definitely not an ID 10 T day.
607. The good thing about having an American advisor who knows the game of cricket is that he values a good knock and postpones the early morning individual meeting.
608. Looking through the kaleidoscope inside a submarine makes you believe that you're surrounded and under attack.
609. Women should understand that the first lie a guy says to his girl friend is exactly when he says, "I promise never to lie to you".
610. The hand of darkness, the feet over board, and the beauty of lost slumber - I miss them more!

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591. It's been nearly a decade and I still remember her lost face. Change has only been an illusion.

592. The worst way of worsening a bad comparative adjective is to substitue the better of a good example with the wrong adjective of best.
593. If todays awesome mood is considered a fuel, I could single handedly end the world energy crisis.
594. The way I stretch holding my bat before facing a cricket ball technically qualifies me as an element bender.

595. The three major food sources for a busy/lazy person are 'canned', 'frozen', and 'take out'. If you get bored with these you can always try boxed sushi for take out.

596. Being nice is not always wise.

597. If anger is represented with fire, then I'm lacking the spark in the most fueled state.

598. If only someone can shout "Ahoy captain. It's time to abandon Hope.", it would be much easier to move on.

599. What are best friends are for, but to inform your parents about their wedding plans before you can do so.

600. A E I O and then comes YOU.

590.

581. The Youngs Modulus of a rule is the reason for which you break it.
582. What part of the word "Unmitigated disaster" didn't you understand?
583. Thanks to jingling keys and remote desktop connection, here are the days when one says, "Whew!! I'm done for the day "in this lab"".
584. An anonymous feeling best explained by the phrase, "Calm as a clam chowder"

585. It's always the one that doesn't count yours really counts!

586. Does your biological clock fail to wake you up early?. No problem. Try our awesome plan of skipping dinner and drinking lots of water. This way you have to wake up either running to the kitchen or to the restroom.

587. Thanks to Donovan, today is commemorated as the national free booze day in the US.

588. Wayne Rooney broke David Blaine's record of doing nothing inside the box for about a month.

589. There are two outcomes of a game. We can win or we can lose. Today we saw the third kind - we can pretty much also fuck up! (Game of UKCC against Gahana CC)

590. And one of the refs said, "I've got three yellows and two reds. Full House in your face!"

580

571. If it wasn't for the law of momentum, I'd be unstoppable.

572. The amount of early bird productive work is interdependent on two factors - The pre-brushing-teeth time and the pre-breakfast-hunger level.

573. The only mistake your boss agrees to your saying is the moment when he hired you.

574. Mango-water melon smoothie. Successful thermal neutralization. Pathetic gustatory response.

575. While texting, cars in front are closer than they appear.

576. And the third pig died of drowning with its bricks, while the siblings remained alive with their sticks and straws.... Everything doesn't work all the time for everyone.

577. I've slept 5 hrs on an average in the past 5 days. That's like an hour more than a day (24 hrs). So don't fuzz about it.
578. What an excreta day!!!!
579. If vision without action is daydream and action without vision is nightmare, then action and vision together is Insomnia!
580. Until tomorrow.......Today continues!

570

561. Don't die trying to live forever.

562. Replying scissors instead of rock might have saved the ticket , when the cop who pulled over me said "Papers".

563. When things turn their back at you, just wind up and kick it in its ass.

564. Oh, the stars so.... many, and the labels so..... complicated - The jumbled state of the current mailbox!

565. Your shark ability makes me the sucker fish. Of course to cling on to.

566. Don't run away from the past, as it is always behind you. But do walk from the past as it can only be behind you.

567. F=ma; You can't force things when all that exists is negative progress/deceleration.
568. I feel like Donald Duck robbed of his nuts by the two dastardly chipmunks.
569. Seems like nucleation started way back in an unnoticed era. The hearts turning into a stone.
570. There is a thin line between learning from the past and ruling over the past! And I've been pointed out that I'm still stuck to the line.

560

551. Eenie meenie miney moe, in which car should I go?? The one with the moon roof!

552. I single handedly made my task manager not responding!
553. I seriously don't know what this is. But a F will only signify it's seriousness.
554. The conscience wants to fly high with its white wings. But it's kept on check by it's forked tail attached to the ground.
555. Cut the trees, build a bunch of apartments, and then name the street with the tree's name. Strange country!
556. A 76 page pdf file providing formatting guidelines for a 12 page grant proposal. Sheesh to NIH grants!
557. Don't be a Hero and don't be you!
558. I call under a state of "eternal dibs".
559. As time passes by, we change so much that we become our own doppelgangers.
560. One generation is growing faster, while the other is growing older faster and we are sandwiched to make slow and steady grown up decisions.