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193. The problem in getting up early on a jobless day is that, you know right away that its going to be a long jobless day.
194. Deprived of the smile I expect and deserve the most.
195. Another parting feather makes the phoenix wingless. But this one’s not going to the ashes.
196. Slumber among the lane of firing shadows - flickering beauty.
197. Walking through freshmen and sophomere newbies is fun. It’s like playing Tetris, where you need to change your walking style and pace to squeeze through the hotties in line. I just love the start of fall every year.
198. Sometimes life has a lot to ask from you and you go into the bi(t)chy state.
199. There are moments in my life when I go pessimistic and say "Things can't get any worse than this". But being an optimistic guy I always bounce back and tell myself "Don't be negative. Of course it can"
200. If I'd been a vacuum cleaner, I'd be the best damn vacuum cleaner in the whole wide world. Coz, I suck awesome at everything I try.

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184. If failure is the stepping stone to success, then a modern day multi-talented multi-tasking loser gets a free escalator ride to victory.
185. Next to the wheel, I worship the invention of pockets and zippers in 'em... The world would not be a productive place if it hadn't been to either of 'em.
186. One good lesson I learnt over the past 2 months - Just follow the damn manual to make things work, and never question it "How the hell did it work now?" coz you'll never figure out the reason.
187. I theorize that out of 100 theories on a phenomenon only a handful of few fit the data - given its now turned into a single combined theory.
188.An early bird gets its worm. An early jog gives one a storm....
189. The Thumb is the root cause for all deaths... Long live Ekalavya.....
190. Pessimist - The bottle is half empty; Optimist - The bottle is half full; Chemist - Did the solvent just evaporate or did someone make a chemical spill and covered up the mess?
191. Say these words loud and clear "Silk, Silk, Silk". Now answer this - What do cows drink?....................... If you'd said milk, you're wrong. They drink water and produce milk...
192. All play and no work makes you an unemployed boy

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176. Practice makes a man perfect. Either women are born perfect or nothing can ever make them perfect.
177. The complex the issue then, the simpler the life passed; the simpler the issue now, the more complex life seems.... 'Fe'y
178. "How does an induction motor start?" " It starts like du duh duhh duhh da da duh......."
179. She wanted me to take her to the most expensive place in the city on a date. Not a Big Deal! I just took her to the neighboring gas station.
180. Deadlines: Line up yourself towards hard work or your dead brother....
181. The glaciers of her sunny smile always melts my heart away.
182. When I google "psi to pounds per square inch conversion", it means I had 2 hours of sleep in 3 days.
183. Giving up is easy. So I decided to take the easy route of giving up on give ups.....

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169. As long as the curry is tasty I don't care if the chicken is blind, dumb or deaf.
170. Greeted by the missed lights of freedom, the streets of chaos opened up for order.
171. Sometimes it's the few split seconds of life that make the bigger part of life.
172. Split second decisions make or mar the key instants of life.
173. Sometimes the fastest way to know the current weather is to watch outside the window and the fastest way to check it out is to stick your hand out.
174. Predetermination is the failure towards all thoughtful failures.
175. It has always been bros before hoes you feckless piece of ingrates.

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161. Perseverance, Persistence, Acceptance, Resistance - Just the right lance for the modern earthly gentle Knights
162. Searching Leprechauns in horoscopes isn't what luck is all about! Luck is something you never thought about as a parameter during a process
163. 'Rome was not built in a day!' What's Rome doing in a Chinese fortune cookie?
164. Every unfinished story has Hope as the only ending.
165. The rungs of the iron road, lead to the lungs of the lions roar
166. Life is short is all I registered in that 30 min long meeting. Will it change me or shall I remain unchanged?
167. Change doesn't happen as we think or as we force. It just happens unexpected and unnoticed just like love.
168. The impetus to excel has not been prosperous

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156. Though I'm into bio oriented research, I'm strictly against animal studies. Do you know why? Coz they get all nervous and give wrong answers.
157. If she wants to learn driving, why Stand in her way? Either way you are run over.
158. Even birth certificated expire.
159. Men need a lot of money in their banks to generate interests. But, he can get a loan only from the bank.
160. What did I learn from my second attempt over love? Women never give you a second chance.

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151. My biological clock is unique. It’s alertness level is ramped up for all kinds of sounds. But in the case of the real alarm clock, it follows a negative exponential profile
152. The true balance of a loser - Success is failing to achieve while failure is succeeding to pertain.
153. It's not about making too many train friends, it's about having a platform talker who can walk till the platform of your house.
154. Just this one moment, lemme see my reflection in your eyes; Let me not be thrown out as a tear, As I shall be flowing near your lips, And that my dear is another moment; Which I may never have in reality.
155. Define the much needed SPACE at the particular TIME of hardship for the person you care for and it will define the MOMENTUM of their blissful future – Who said Heisenberg’s principle can’t be disproved?