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402. Futuristic goals seem blurry while immediate goals look scary.
403. I am what I am without the world inside me.
404. Thanks for giving us the holiday of Thanksgiving. No job for everyone.
405. Oh awesome native Americans. Thanks for giving us your continent... Bang!!!! (Now where is the turkey???)
406. Theory of psycho thermo electrification: When a *cool* guy meets a *hot* girl, there is an obvious *generation of a spark of electricity*.
407. Nobody took the job of being 'me'. So I took it as a challenge and am doing good so far.
408. I doubt, therefore I might be.
409. The best way to shock a girl is to switch the digital weigh balance from Kgs to lbs.
410. There is always a blue moon for those having color blindness..... Well in my case, it's always been "once in a viridian moon".

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391. Certain days I believe that I woke up upside down coz I have smelly feet and a runny nose.
392. Somebody hit the top left key of my life-keyboard.
393. At first industries prepared more "Artificial" stuff with ease. Then its pollution made many go "Color Blind". So now, people have switched over to "Green Chemistry". And that my fellow colleagues, is the reason why "The grass is always greener on the other side".
394. If I forget things in a flash, does it still count as 'having a photographic memory'?
395. Be shy, else be sly.
396. My ability to remember the name of important people as I shake their hands is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through fevicol.
397. At times of blind confusion, life throws you lessons such as "Stop staring at her beauty". I wish these lessons were "non-braile" in language.
398. The single most irritating phrase you can hear from a woman is "Of-course! Re-calculating..." (Single most irritating word would be "Whatever")
399. Notice to all hopeful people: Till the current recession improves, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off everyday from 4-8 pm to save electricity.
400. The secret to the reason women falling for me on a regular basis is my new French perfume. It is called "Le Chloroforme en Kerchiefe".
401. If I own a mobile alcohol shop, I'd name it as "Mobilol - We deLIVER"

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381. If there are 22 people and all your have is 7 bananas to feed them, then serve them a banana Pi(e).
382. If the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space..... :P
383. I am one in a million kind of guy. Now, that's exactly the problem being an Indian - There are 1400 more guys like me in the competition.
384. It might look like I'm doing nothing. But, at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
385. Seriously, if the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space.
386. Wanna save hundreds of dollars on car insurance? Then, flee the scene of the accident.
387. Back home, I've got my own lie detector. I call her 'Mommy'.. The upgraded version will be named 'Honey'.
388. Unsure of ending something with a full stop? Better go with multiple full stops. This way at least you'll have a pause rather than an end. "..............."
389. Honesty might be the best policy. But I guess I'll stick with insanity. It always works before the jury.
390. A pessimistic man feels that all women are bad. I, like an optimist just hope so.

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372. Life on earth is expensive. But, the good fact is, it comes with a free annual trip around the Sun!
373. I am neither a cat person nor a dog person. I am a rat person! The lab rat kinda person! ;)
374. Concentration is what you get when you work in an orange juice factory.
375. I haven't even started to think about procrastinating.
376. I am the kind of guy who fills the FUN in dysfunctional. Or is it functional? Guess I do in both.
377. The biggest market target for chewing gums has to be 'students who try to remain awake in classes'. Interesting that not one ad is based on this concept.
378. As it is always said - "Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram"
379. Night life sucks - Breeding blood thirsty bed bugs sucking the life out of me at nights.
380. Can anyone lend me the owners manual for a girl friend? Mine's echoing a terrible whining noise..

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361. When I tried to take care of loose ends, it turned out to be things with strings attached.
362. Traveling at the speed of life the collision with people is bound to start a reaction.
363. Walk it! Breathe it! Fricken Marinate in it!
364. Sorry that my memory fails most times. I am no Rainman by any chance.
365. My fermi brain has pico knowlege of the nano world out there which means I've got giga issues to face against.
366. Flash of memory so gustfully blew; a wail of child so echoingly flew... It was his intermittent hell.
367. Close the frame or doze the flame. Which one will happen first?
368. Fat Alan Harper would make the right substitute for the Joker (Heath Ledger).
369. Close the frame or douse the flame. Which one will happen first?
370. Guile of a mindless heart so invariably enchanting.......
371. When are they gonna invent a phone with a breath analyzer lock feature in it?

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351. Strest - Stressful rest when you get be with your parents during your pre settling years...
352. Closure before departure is singular.
353. The gift of sadness is solitude while the curse of depression is loneliness.. Choose wisely.
354. There are times when one knows nothing is going to change. Then, you have no other option but to believe that it might.
355. Your Honor! I'll be in the corner.
356. An optimist defines his endurance against suffering as patience.
357. Welcome to the Venus world of women Mr. Martian.
358. It's like Nadal not in Wimbledon. ADV Federer.
359. Nomu rui.
360. When you tie loose ends do you end up having strings attached?

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341. The good thing that happened to him was that he fell in love again.
342. The bad thing that happened to him was that he fell in love with the same girl again and again.
343. The worse thing that happened to him was that he fell so hard and deep in love that he hurt himself pretty bad.
344. The worst thing that ever happened to him was that the girl never knew about his love for her.
345. I am not in IPL coz I am a slow medium pace batsman.
346. Somethings never change even when luck comes by or runs out.
347. Strange!! How you bump into things that keep you rooted to the wrath of life.... :-?
348. Some paintings never dull out. The light is *offered* to exist all the time like the sun. :)
349. The absence of signs is the presence of THE sign.... :o
350. Mummy cheese, daddy decoction, brother cappuccino, I coffee, sister in law milk, nephew milkshake. The daily dairy family.