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631. Pouring milk in the glass was fine. But pouring orange juice into the cereal bowl just proved that I'm focused in not being focused.
632. Thanks to my mom I don't have the specific skills I needed the most from my dad. Damn genetics!
633. I am a total rascal. People get disappointed if I don't do the wrong thing.
634. Chugging 4 gallons of milk in under a week should qualify milk as a staple food during dissertation work.
635. "Your mama's so fat that she faces an increased chance of a cardiac arrest and type 2 diabetes" - Now ain't this a concerned curse??
636. When life gives you lemons, decode its genome and genetically modify it to produce apples and oranges.
637. I have an open door policy. So opportunity don't knock, just walk right in.
638. To the few dreams that turned into mere lies.
639. Having trouble sleeping to snoring. No worries. Just attach a mouth organ to their face, and they'll wake up the moment they hear the organ blare.
640. Choosing the best answer in life does really suck.

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621. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
622. The shortest distance between two points is definitely not the shortcut my dad used for driving back in my childhood days.
623. Life is much more fun with strings attached. At least that's what I felt when I bungee jumped.
624. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men. Now my eyes see them as just teens.
625. Men have an unique ability to forget, while women have the greatest ability to remember.
626. Thanks to all the wee hours of work, my throat is infected and it sounds like an asthma patient blowing the vuvuzela in a freshly mowed pollen field.
627. Considering the time at hand, I'm not entirely utilizing my rights to freak out and get cracked at!
628. Noooh! NO! I'm not getting reeled into that good cop-mom business.
629. Finally.... I've reached the 1 gallon mark of donating blood.
630. I am going to bed coz the girl in my dreams desperately needs an Inception.

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611. Dedication: To the million hopes that turned into mere lies! Especially her!!!
612. Guess, hypnosis is the only way to cure my Onycophagia.
613. Under a deluge of post-its!
614. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
615. The intermittent flow of flooding exists under confidence.
616. Dance like no ones uploading it in youtube.
617. It is only because of the presence of hell underneath that the density of heaven is light enough to keep it floating in the skies.
618. The past two months has been a real test of the Petronius's Paradox.
619. Getting lost in a Smart car - Not so smart after all!
620. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men... Now my eyes see them as just teens.

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601. Shahid Afridi, the youngest player at 19 years announced his retirement from Test cricket today.

602. The reason why most people like Inception is coz it deals with what they like the most - Sleeping!

603. As the juice to squeeze ratio drops below savoring level, you can drop off an experiment.

604. A child needs a good parent. On the other hand, two or more children need a good referee!

605. Too much bickering. Kill with noise.
606. Definitely not an ID 10 T day.
607. The good thing about having an American advisor who knows the game of cricket is that he values a good knock and postpones the early morning individual meeting.
608. Looking through the kaleidoscope inside a submarine makes you believe that you're surrounded and under attack.
609. Women should understand that the first lie a guy says to his girl friend is exactly when he says, "I promise never to lie to you".
610. The hand of darkness, the feet over board, and the beauty of lost slumber - I miss them more!

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591. It's been nearly a decade and I still remember her lost face. Change has only been an illusion.

592. The worst way of worsening a bad comparative adjective is to substitue the better of a good example with the wrong adjective of best.
593. If todays awesome mood is considered a fuel, I could single handedly end the world energy crisis.
594. The way I stretch holding my bat before facing a cricket ball technically qualifies me as an element bender.

595. The three major food sources for a busy/lazy person are 'canned', 'frozen', and 'take out'. If you get bored with these you can always try boxed sushi for take out.

596. Being nice is not always wise.

597. If anger is represented with fire, then I'm lacking the spark in the most fueled state.

598. If only someone can shout "Ahoy captain. It's time to abandon Hope.", it would be much easier to move on.

599. What are best friends are for, but to inform your parents about their wedding plans before you can do so.

600. A E I O and then comes YOU.

590.

581. The Youngs Modulus of a rule is the reason for which you break it.
582. What part of the word "Unmitigated disaster" didn't you understand?
583. Thanks to jingling keys and remote desktop connection, here are the days when one says, "Whew!! I'm done for the day "in this lab"".
584. An anonymous feeling best explained by the phrase, "Calm as a clam chowder"

585. It's always the one that doesn't count yours really counts!

586. Does your biological clock fail to wake you up early?. No problem. Try our awesome plan of skipping dinner and drinking lots of water. This way you have to wake up either running to the kitchen or to the restroom.

587. Thanks to Donovan, today is commemorated as the national free booze day in the US.

588. Wayne Rooney broke David Blaine's record of doing nothing inside the box for about a month.

589. There are two outcomes of a game. We can win or we can lose. Today we saw the third kind - we can pretty much also fuck up! (Game of UKCC against Gahana CC)

590. And one of the refs said, "I've got three yellows and two reds. Full House in your face!"

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571. If it wasn't for the law of momentum, I'd be unstoppable.

572. The amount of early bird productive work is interdependent on two factors - The pre-brushing-teeth time and the pre-breakfast-hunger level.

573. The only mistake your boss agrees to your saying is the moment when he hired you.

574. Mango-water melon smoothie. Successful thermal neutralization. Pathetic gustatory response.

575. While texting, cars in front are closer than they appear.

576. And the third pig died of drowning with its bricks, while the siblings remained alive with their sticks and straws.... Everything doesn't work all the time for everyone.

577. I've slept 5 hrs on an average in the past 5 days. That's like an hour more than a day (24 hrs). So don't fuzz about it.
578. What an excreta day!!!!
579. If vision without action is daydream and action without vision is nightmare, then action and vision together is Insomnia!
580. Until tomorrow.......Today continues!