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661. My clock goes from 0 to 60 in 1 minute.
662. Once I was a coke addict. Then I switched to Pepsi.
663. Whenever a friend misappropriately asks about how good his selection of a wife was, my response would be, "She is one extremely beautiful lady with one horribly impaired vision"
664. Oh yeah! You've got three.... My fan has four settings - Slow, Medium, High, and......... OFF!
665. I wonder if Wikileaks has "Santa's naughty and nice list" so that I'd know if I get a gift this Christmas or not.
666. I believe in the dark knight coz only a Mr. Freeze can make a December this frozen.
667. If an atom and its constituents has mass, then I'd hope they had a good Christmas.
668. I had to rip through four layers of a boxed Christmas gift wrapping to find out that my gift was a DVD of Inception.
669. My resolution to stop procrastination is going to start from 2013. Happy 2011 everyone.
670. 2010 is in my top 10 years of the last decade.

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651. One way to avoid making wrong decisions is by not taking one. But the one problem is that this is also a wrong decision.
652. Today's procrastinators are tomorrows proactivists.
653. The Tamil version of 'Adava Kedavra' would be "Ava Kedakura"
654. Sometimes, life is like a passage through a museum. All you can do is observe the beautiful masterpieces. You cannot touch them.
655. Dear customer support, I would like to first bring to your notice that I am typing this message with my middle finger.
656. FYI - It takes the same amount of energy to change an "energy saving" light bulb as that of a normal light bulb.
657. It's called the human "race". Got no other option but to run for a win.
658. When a ballerina dances on her toes, I just wonder why not hire a taller girl or better, give her heels?
659. At times I feel that my certain mental disability should fetch me parking at the disabled lot.
660. When the doc asked if I knew about my RBC count, I frankly told him that I never knew that they were that smart.

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641. Some family trees are pretty funny. The academic sibling would now become my academic niece.
642. There's no Z in insomnia.
643. Thorium Indium Potassium my dear Nitrogen Erbium Deuterium.
644. Last week was candy day. Soon it will be turkey day followed by egg-nogg week. And finally there will be ham day. Don't you see why America has a high rate of obesity?
645. I am suffering from post-occupational trauma and boredom.
646. Hope and blame - the two sides of the surviving coin!
647. The biological clock never snoozes.
648. Well at least for the sake of defining character, I've got to do something crazy!
649. The two sensible words that can open a lot of doors in any person's life are push and pull.
650. Gave up to give in.

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631. Pouring milk in the glass was fine. But pouring orange juice into the cereal bowl just proved that I'm focused in not being focused.
632. Thanks to my mom I don't have the specific skills I needed the most from my dad. Damn genetics!
633. I am a total rascal. People get disappointed if I don't do the wrong thing.
634. Chugging 4 gallons of milk in under a week should qualify milk as a staple food during dissertation work.
635. "Your mama's so fat that she faces an increased chance of a cardiac arrest and type 2 diabetes" - Now ain't this a concerned curse??
636. When life gives you lemons, decode its genome and genetically modify it to produce apples and oranges.
637. I have an open door policy. So opportunity don't knock, just walk right in.
638. To the few dreams that turned into mere lies.
639. Having trouble sleeping to snoring. No worries. Just attach a mouth organ to their face, and they'll wake up the moment they hear the organ blare.
640. Choosing the best answer in life does really suck.

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621. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
622. The shortest distance between two points is definitely not the shortcut my dad used for driving back in my childhood days.
623. Life is much more fun with strings attached. At least that's what I felt when I bungee jumped.
624. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men. Now my eyes see them as just teens.
625. Men have an unique ability to forget, while women have the greatest ability to remember.
626. Thanks to all the wee hours of work, my throat is infected and it sounds like an asthma patient blowing the vuvuzela in a freshly mowed pollen field.
627. Considering the time at hand, I'm not entirely utilizing my rights to freak out and get cracked at!
628. Noooh! NO! I'm not getting reeled into that good cop-mom business.
629. Finally.... I've reached the 1 gallon mark of donating blood.
630. I am going to bed coz the girl in my dreams desperately needs an Inception.

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611. Dedication: To the million hopes that turned into mere lies! Especially her!!!
612. Guess, hypnosis is the only way to cure my Onycophagia.
613. Under a deluge of post-its!
614. Here's an idea - Why don't we just stick a note that says "Warning: Subjects in the mirror appear fatter than they appear" and save the tension of lying?
615. The intermittent flow of flooding exists under confidence.
616. Dance like no ones uploading it in youtube.
617. It is only because of the presence of hell underneath that the density of heaven is light enough to keep it floating in the skies.
618. The past two months has been a real test of the Petronius's Paradox.
619. Getting lost in a Smart car - Not so smart after all!
620. Five fall semesters ago they were hot fresh(wo)men... Now my eyes see them as just teens.

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601. Shahid Afridi, the youngest player at 19 years announced his retirement from Test cricket today.

602. The reason why most people like Inception is coz it deals with what they like the most - Sleeping!

603. As the juice to squeeze ratio drops below savoring level, you can drop off an experiment.

604. A child needs a good parent. On the other hand, two or more children need a good referee!

605. Too much bickering. Kill with noise.
606. Definitely not an ID 10 T day.
607. The good thing about having an American advisor who knows the game of cricket is that he values a good knock and postpones the early morning individual meeting.
608. Looking through the kaleidoscope inside a submarine makes you believe that you're surrounded and under attack.
609. Women should understand that the first lie a guy says to his girl friend is exactly when he says, "I promise never to lie to you".
610. The hand of darkness, the feet over board, and the beauty of lost slumber - I miss them more!