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431. Seems like Santa and team are having an Arctic Blast for the weekend.
432. With the amount of salt I see on the streets, I bet we can drain the KY river and fill it with Tequila.
433. Lying on my back I'm looking Down on my roof.
434. I decoded the wintry clatter of the teeth using morse code. It meant, "rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-rat..... Brrrrr.... It is cold"
435. The soldier with the green helmet and the red scarf cherishes the sight of liberty.
436. Hey! I do have the right frame of mind. But, I am missing the big picture inside the frame.
437. If I'd agree with you, then we'd both be wrong.
438. If I stayed calm at this chaos that is prevailing all around me, then probably I have not entirely understood the gravity of the situation.
439. My #1 concern was, is and will always be on my #1 preference.
440. Charging Lunar Cells.

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421. Space, the final frontier. Does it allow the travel of a vacuum cleaners noise? What does the vacuum cleaner suck out of space? These are the questions of captain Krack, to boldly ask questions which no man has asked before.
422. Cloudy with a chance of 'just' balls!
423. The bull has to charge you for the milk you took from his cow.
424. I know its really winter when my root canal trenched molar aches more than the dry itchy skin.
425. SA failed to peel the Onion and so had to cry.
426. The best lesson I learned so far in PhD is 'The reward for a result well obtained is more experiments'
427. Is it rude to suggest "Say Cheese...." to a lactose intolerant poser?
428. The freedom of a coincidental status message usually comes free with doom.
429. It's raining colors.. If you consider white as composed of all colors.
430. Seems like the line between genious and insanity got erased in transition as I've turned into a Mad Scientist.

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411. The difference between a jackass and a smartass is not education but perception.
412. Weather warning: Dense fog predicted in all parts of my brain. Please procced with caution.
413. There are 3 kinds of cold winter days - The gentle and moist "French Kiss", the passionate "Lip Biter" and finally the "Vampire's Thirst" which sucks the life out of you!!
414. Strange! Even the world is bipolar.... Could this be a reason for the (climate) swings?
415. There are definitely some rare moments when I have the voice of reason while my girl friend gives the murmur of excuse.
416. Most interesting character of the year - "I don't like to wear the hood in winter coz my shadow makes me look like a dickhead"
417. "We are a big bank and so can't fail." It's like saying I'm too fat to die.
418. An easy way to uplift your Christmas spirit is by contacting the other three festive spirits 'Rum, Vodka and Scotch' - mixed in your eggnog.
419. Wings n strings and all those things - Tampons "Surprise me"
420. Some people drink coffee in the morning to kick start their brain and jump start their colon.

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402. Futuristic goals seem blurry while immediate goals look scary.
403. I am what I am without the world inside me.
404. Thanks for giving us the holiday of Thanksgiving. No job for everyone.
405. Oh awesome native Americans. Thanks for giving us your continent... Bang!!!! (Now where is the turkey???)
406. Theory of psycho thermo electrification: When a *cool* guy meets a *hot* girl, there is an obvious *generation of a spark of electricity*.
407. Nobody took the job of being 'me'. So I took it as a challenge and am doing good so far.
408. I doubt, therefore I might be.
409. The best way to shock a girl is to switch the digital weigh balance from Kgs to lbs.
410. There is always a blue moon for those having color blindness..... Well in my case, it's always been "once in a viridian moon".

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391. Certain days I believe that I woke up upside down coz I have smelly feet and a runny nose.
392. Somebody hit the top left key of my life-keyboard.
393. At first industries prepared more "Artificial" stuff with ease. Then its pollution made many go "Color Blind". So now, people have switched over to "Green Chemistry". And that my fellow colleagues, is the reason why "The grass is always greener on the other side".
394. If I forget things in a flash, does it still count as 'having a photographic memory'?
395. Be shy, else be sly.
396. My ability to remember the name of important people as I shake their hands is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through fevicol.
397. At times of blind confusion, life throws you lessons such as "Stop staring at her beauty". I wish these lessons were "non-braile" in language.
398. The single most irritating phrase you can hear from a woman is "Of-course! Re-calculating..." (Single most irritating word would be "Whatever")
399. Notice to all hopeful people: Till the current recession improves, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off everyday from 4-8 pm to save electricity.
400. The secret to the reason women falling for me on a regular basis is my new French perfume. It is called "Le Chloroforme en Kerchiefe".
401. If I own a mobile alcohol shop, I'd name it as "Mobilol - We deLIVER"

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381. If there are 22 people and all your have is 7 bananas to feed them, then serve them a banana Pi(e).
382. If the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space..... :P
383. I am one in a million kind of guy. Now, that's exactly the problem being an Indian - There are 1400 more guys like me in the competition.
384. It might look like I'm doing nothing. But, at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
385. Seriously, if the world around you doesn't suck, then you'd be floating in space.
386. Wanna save hundreds of dollars on car insurance? Then, flee the scene of the accident.
387. Back home, I've got my own lie detector. I call her 'Mommy'.. The upgraded version will be named 'Honey'.
388. Unsure of ending something with a full stop? Better go with multiple full stops. This way at least you'll have a pause rather than an end. "..............."
389. Honesty might be the best policy. But I guess I'll stick with insanity. It always works before the jury.
390. A pessimistic man feels that all women are bad. I, like an optimist just hope so.

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372. Life on earth is expensive. But, the good fact is, it comes with a free annual trip around the Sun!
373. I am neither a cat person nor a dog person. I am a rat person! The lab rat kinda person! ;)
374. Concentration is what you get when you work in an orange juice factory.
375. I haven't even started to think about procrastinating.
376. I am the kind of guy who fills the FUN in dysfunctional. Or is it functional? Guess I do in both.
377. The biggest market target for chewing gums has to be 'students who try to remain awake in classes'. Interesting that not one ad is based on this concept.
378. As it is always said - "Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram"
379. Night life sucks - Breeding blood thirsty bed bugs sucking the life out of me at nights.
380. Can anyone lend me the owners manual for a girl friend? Mine's echoing a terrible whining noise..