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341. The good thing that happened to him was that he fell in love again.
342. The bad thing that happened to him was that he fell in love with the same girl again and again.
343. The worse thing that happened to him was that he fell so hard and deep in love that he hurt himself pretty bad.
344. The worst thing that ever happened to him was that the girl never knew about his love for her.
345. I am not in IPL coz I am a slow medium pace batsman.
346. Somethings never change even when luck comes by or runs out.
347. Strange!! How you bump into things that keep you rooted to the wrath of life.... :-?
348. Some paintings never dull out. The light is *offered* to exist all the time like the sun. :)
349. The absence of signs is the presence of THE sign.... :o
350. Mummy cheese, daddy decoction, brother cappuccino, I coffee, sister in law milk, nephew milkshake. The daily dairy family.

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331. Always account for variable change....
332. If finding the needle in the haystack is a tough job, then try finding the needle in the stack made of needles alone.
333. If you can't break the ice, try drowning it.
334. If by any chance I start a vacuum cleaner company, then it'll be named as "Life" with the punch line "Sucks big time".
335. Why ask the question "Why?"? How to explain "How?"? Then, what about "What?"?
336. Destiny is a lie. There are only choices to take/miss. And life is governed by the missed choices the most.
337. Four rejects is a dump.
338. Kikin butts... Takin names.
339. Some paintings never dull out. The light is offered to exist all the time like the sun.
340. There was one person he always listened to. Will he even listen to at least her voice again.

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324. The first straight 'A' my nephew might get would definitely be in his naptime class in kindergarden.
325. Woman pants are provided zippers for easy removal of pants. Now that's pragmatic insight rather than supportive/perverted thought.
326. Technically saying, at times I too suffer from Takotsubo cardiomyopathy.
327. When the night's young and the mood is good, the best thing to do is to SLEEP before the light takes your heart away.
328. Physically tired - you will sleep. Emotionally tired - u can't sleep.
329. Judge Mental....
330. Futile attempts of chirpiness pecked beaks.

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313. I notice extreme opposition to the developement of roads in the States. Coz everytime I go through a construction zone, some bugger puts up the sign "END CONSTRUCTION".. Jeez... I wonder what his problem is??
314. He who laughs last din't quite understand the joke.
315. No cliff can be climbed, if it does not have cracks to hold on to.
316. In my defense..... Screw it!!! It's better I spree like an olympic drug tester.
317. Many an odd-man-out makes a set of odd men.
318. '.' is end. '..........' is continuation. Sheesh!! PUNctuations!!
319. The exit came earlier than I had expected.
320. Phunny Slang: A contorted tongue can mean "I love natural beauty" to "I love natural booty".
321. Phobie phyllus - Love for Fright that keeps you Charged up.
322. Interesting, Stupid, Strange! I don't know how to call this - 'I can write a two page blog post in about 15 mins. But it takes about 30 mins on an average to just pen a quarter page introduction for a technical paper'.
323. The Full Moon is a reminder that once it wasn't prettier... In fact it will never be....

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301. Personal prejudice always obscures the truth...
302. You are the rising sun in a parched desert. You are the rising moon in a high tide cave. You are the shooting star in a rare atmosphere planet. You are everything wrong at the right place. :P
303. I wanna sue (and not sew) that button. (My reaction to the movie Coraline)
304. Burf'in in the cold wave. Surf's up
305. If only my roomie can yap to the bothering bed bugs, I'd sleep happy.
306. Chicken soup for the sick soul.
307. You can't kick the bucket unless you start swinging those legs.
308. The universe always has a way to get back at you to tell, "You can't escape"
309. I know my lovely exception when I'm the disappointed rule. (She's just not that into you)
310. Daniel, can you help my Sam? (Love Actually excerpt).
311. This fever came back like an unwanted relative.
312. The cross, the rectangle, the two circles - Hauntingly driving....

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293. Every now and then, some stranger compliments my driving skills. They usually leave a little note on the windscreen which says, "Parking Fine".
294. The linear increase in the number of sorted journal files, is directly proportional to the exponential decrease in the amount of desk space available, for a short-period, power nap.
295. Who is Barney Webb?
296. There are memories, and there is a defining frozen memory. I have one too and it happened as I walked out.
297. What I do (childishly) is what I miss the most.
298. Gut feels a Tug from now on.
299. Frozen in time, the memory of not freezing chills me to the bone.
300. Arms crossed holding the many few, the eyes froze with a severity of life. And I walked out freezing the moment that would change my life.... (What I achieve will be still lost)

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285. The only thing I am doing wrong is doing nothing.
286. The winning loser fails fast, clean and with pride.
287. Poori mein bhara channa, Ramu churaya mera khaana.
288. Duracell bunny de-ENERGIZEd.
289. And there has to be a level which is supposed to be easy...
290. And the search for the OFF switch goes on and on, and on, and on......
291. There is a good difference between 'being IN her back' & 'being ON her back'.
292. Ashed down angel wings and iced up devil horns... No sweat if your conscience does not speak.